Let us suppose, hypothetically, in our imaginations, just for a moment or two that I were to come to you and to tell you the following:
“If you don’t give me a hundred pounds, Bigfoot will track you down and kick you in the nuts.”
How would you react to such a threat?
It’s ridiculous, isn’t it? Only fools think Bigfoot is real. There’s no good evidence for Bigfoot, just some dodgy film of some chap in an ape suit running around and some vague nonsense about footprints and hair. It’s really not very convincing is it?
You wouldn’t give me the money, would you? It wouldn’t even cross your mind for a second, you wouldn’t be scared. You wouldn’t make even so minor a change in your life as to be out £100 once off on such a threat. Good for you!
So, my question, then is this.
Why, the merry fuck, do you think I’d find the threat of hell remotely convincing?